July 9, 2006

• 1337ish

  Well…I was postponing posting because I didn’t have much to talk about, but here goes.

  I called the number. It was real! Jenny answered and I told her it was my car and I had just let my brother use it to drive to Steak n’ Shake. She sounded disappointed but suggested that she liked my car. I was all set up to hit on her…but I decided that since she was a silly high school kid and also lame enough to actually leave her real number on some random car…she was not worth the effort. I told her that my brother was too scared to call her himself…but his friend thought she was hott, of course setting it up so that “Jason” in the form of my male could call her and suggest she meet him at Steak n’ Shake and then we could call Jason and tell him to meet us as Steak n’ Shake and see what the heck happens! I’m sure it will be funny!

  Anyways, yesterday I went on a float trip with some of my old high school buddies and brought him along. I was his first float trip and he seemed to enjoy it. I don’t drink and neither does he so I was glad when there were no random wiggly shots in little plastic cups to be had. None of my friends drank in respect for my lack of enjoyment of the sport and I was only offered a wine cooler on return to the campsite, which I might have accepted had I not been driving. I will drink a small amount of a wine cooler on occasion, but never a whole one. There were many drunken/ugly people roaming about and this was slightly displeasing, but what can one expect on a Saturday float. Fortunately, the smell of beer and cigs gently intermingling with one another was only present as we passed large crowds and for most of the float we simply enjoyed the rowing of the canoe and the beautiful natural scenery. I love to row for the extercise as well as the teamwork in a canoe. I was pleased that he and I could row a canoe effectively without too much trouble. My mother always says that if you can row a canoe with someone, you can do pretty much anything with them and have it be argument free, for rowing is one of those activities where the two in a canoe often end up blaming each other for the little mishaps and crashes into the brush. I would have to agree. Many of my friends, when paired in a canoe, flipped more than like four or five times and shared four or five…hundred angry words. Anyways, my point is that perhaps he and I will be a good married couple and deal with problems well rather than with foolish tempers and fits of rage.

  On a completely different note, I was playing WoW the other day and some fool came into the looking for group channel shouting about the end of the new Pirates movie. The bitch ruined the ending for me, but I went to go see it today anyway and I say that it is still even better than the first and the ending really wasn’t too bad…a bit Matrix-esque…but not as bad as that bastard in LFG made it out to be. I suggest going to see it most definitely if you liked the first one. Plus, come on, that chick is freaking hott in it. I’d do her. I like pirates! Yarrr!!

  Also, I engaged in excessive amounts of sexual activity. It was good. I will not go into detail as I think one of my little DDR children reads this site regularly…and it would just be weird to see him and know that he knows what I know I’ve been doing that I know.

  Continuing the WoW information, I am finding myself with an extreme erge not to be uber. I have removed myself from all responsibilities of a guild nature except Alliance side on Silver Hand. I continue to have my silly guilds for the purpose of silliness only to please myself, those being “Dancing Trainer,” “Sweet Sweet Heart Magic,” and “Sarcasm Vendor,” but I have no responsibility to be on with those characters ever day or even every month. However, “Knights of Pandion,” the one Alliance side on Silver Hand, is getting rather excessive. The requirements and rules are getting too hardcore for my tastes and officer or not I am thinking of quitting. I am not uber. I will never be uber. I don’t want to be uber. It is not my place to be so. We will see how this develops as time wears on. I think I may, upon quitting, move the name “Sweet Sweet Heart Magic” to Silver Hand Alliance and replace the then guildless Horde on Argent Dawn with “The Pirates of Dark Water.” I think that would get chuckles. I don’t know though…I am still considering. We shall see.

  Well, that’s it. I am boring and that is why I do not post as much as I did. My material is getting slightly dry and boring and I want to accumulate more before each post rather than post a bunch of little not so cool stuff each time. My appologies. Were it not for my DDR friend, I would post my sexual experiences…but…well…too creepy.

  Anyways, Peace kids!

  • 10:30 pm
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