May 10, 2007

• OmGwtFbBq

  It’s 7:33 in the fucking morning.  I slept for like three hours last night because I drank an entire bottle of Vault (which is just Surge in new packaging, by the way) and I have an 8 am final.  It’s awesome.  I shouldn’t have gone to Adam’s to play Legend of the Five Rings until like midnight.  That was a dumb idea, too.  Good thing I only need an 83% to get an A in the class.

  Just throwing this out there, I haven’t had sex in like two weeks.  I really need some sex.  OMGs3x.  Being single sucks in the regard that you don’t just get sex whenever you want it.  Good thing xanga is crawling with hentai.  Bad thing I have a roommate and can’t properly get down with myself for fear of being discovered.

  Should I drink another Vault?  No, cuz then I can’t come back to the room and sleep after this stupid final. 

  Today is gonna run like this:
  - MEB final
  - nap
  - do laundry + study for Organic Chem
  - eat
  - study for Organic Chem
  - study for Organic Chem
  - study for Organic Chem
  - eat latenight
  - go to sleep

  Then tomorrow it is all over and all of my wildest dreams can come true again.  I’ll take my last final and then move into my apartment!

  Oh my freakin’ god I’m so tired.  What would be awesome is if I get a 100% on this stupid final.  Considering I was wide awake and had studied massively for the other four exams and did poorly on all of them, I just think it would be great if now, having studied for under 20 minutes and having slept for around three hours, I just rape this last test in the ass while its mother watches.  Yessirrybob that would be amazing.

  I’m off.  Wish me luxors.

  • 8:44 am
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