April 27, 2006

• #5 and safe at last!

  I saw my old arch nemesis today. He was here for the State Music Festival. He looked pretty dumb as usual. I bet I could still play the Euphonium better than him. First Chair forever! He was such a jerk to me and I was a jerk right back because it hurt so bad. I wanted to punch him in the face. Then I thought back to my training as a super hardcore ninja and decided it was a good idea. Right before I was going to walk over there and yell at him for still being alive, I thought of an even wiser set of teachings: Billy Madison. I remembered how that guy that he made fun of in high school came and shot that jerk guy for him right in the ass. Instead, I walked over politely and started a conversation. Then I appologized for high school and how mean I had been and wished him good luck on his ensemble later today. Now I know I won't be on his "people to kill" list anymore. Safe at last! You know, I feel better that I probably would have if I had opened up any old wounds. I feel kind of like I did what Jesus would have done like all those little dumb wristbands say. You know, even if Jesus wasn't our savior or the son of God or anything like everyone thinks the guy was, I still think he was pretty nice and tried to do his best for everyone. He might have been crazy, but he was nice.

  Anyway, I'm getting kind of excited. I have a new prospect for a female. She is very attractive and enjoys all the same things as me. She likes DDR and not country music and old muscle cars and hentai and I am very, very excited to meet her. She isn't Asian, but she fits pretty much all the rest of my criteria, and I say if someone meets at least half they are so close to perfection that it doesn't really matter anymore. We will see if it works out. With the semester coming to a close, she may have to go back home and home may be pretty far away from where I live... If we started a relationship now I don't know if it would be the best thing to do. I still want to meet her though, and who knows, maybe she will live like a half an hour away or something. That would be awesome! Again, we shall see. Oh, man, I am getting excited just thinking about it...in the naughty kind of way. I can't help it. I do love the ladies. More to come on this as the situation develops.

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