May 7, 2006

• WoW...

  I just want to let everyone know my stance on guilds in the World of Warcraft.

  Guilds...guilds, guilds, guilds... Starting guilds is a bad thing when you aren't hardcore. RP servers are the worst places to start guilds. Why did I start three guilds on RP servers? Why? Long ago...before it was time for finals...I had these three guilds. Oh, foolish me. They took the fun out of the greatest MMO of all time for me... I devised a plan. I was pissed off anyway. I would not miss playing. I didn't log on for over a month. I logged back on for the first time today. I was pleased. The guild were very empty! Few were left and only those who had not been on in over a month like me. Pleasing, so pleasing. My male and I will begin anew. We were at level 30 with our little night elf lovers. I, the warrior and he, the druid. We owned. Now we will continue towards level 60 without all the damn hassle of those idiots who were always hanging around. "Dancing Trainer", my Alliance guild on the Argent Dawn server, has but five members from the previous thirty-five. "In Search of the Light", my Horde guild on Argent Dawn now has only me (giggles) and I set the guild message to "Sex." just because no one else can see. Jerks. Finally, my Alliance guild on the Silverhand server, "Shiny Things Vendor", is now only me and two others. These are pleasing numbers to me. I want only to have the names of the guilds underneath my name. I do not want all the damn stress of being a guild leader. Other people are freaking jerks, especially when they all decide that the others are ninja-ing stuff and then fight with each other all the time in dungeons and get us all killed. God dammit that sucked. Just because you know what you are doing and you know how to tell other people what to do does not mean they will do it. Just because your male has a level 60 and knows how not to die doesn't mean people will pay attention when he says, "Stay put." There is no "idiot proof" guild in World of Warcraft.

  Anyway, enough of my rant. I am pleased to start playing again with my male. It is lots of fun to trek around and get stuff and /kiss each other all over the place. Good times. And when you are a "Dancing Trainer" you can /dance all the time and people like it, especially if you take off all your gear and are a night elf (WoW equivalent of Asian). I hope that a 56K connection over dial-up will allow me to even log on over the summer... I guess I can take a certain level of lag before I just smash my computer. We shall see. It would be a great way to talk to my male over the summer and do something other than sit with a phone on my face while I'm at it. I just hope there aren't any big patches over the summer to download or I will have to leave my computer on for like a week to get the game patched. Damn you dial-up and living in the God damned boonies, DAMN YOU!!! *waves fist in air angrily*

  Ah, laundry, you halt my typing. Enough of my WoW ranting anyway. Only comment if you are a friggin' nerd like me. Otherwise I will call you a n00b and tell you that I pwn you and you won't know what is going on.

  • 8:39 pm
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