July 3, 2006

• Storytime!!

  Alright, so I was playing WoW by myself while he and his friend were hanging out at his house. His best friend is really nice and they don't get to hang out during the week, so I was not sad at all. They went to see that Superman movie (which I was uninterested in due to Superman's stupid complete uberness) and afterward went to Steak n' Shake. Here's were the funny part starts.

  Okay, so these two girls come up to them as they get out of his car and the one suggests that he has cool spinners.

  
  These are the spinners in question by the way.

  They are like...okay...and proceed to go inside the restaurant and eat stuff. When they come back outside, they find this note, which I think is the most hillarious thing ever:

  

  Aaahhahahahhahahhaha! Good stuff right! Oh, and here's the paintjob if you are wondering:

  
  
  His friends dared him to spraypaint his car...and he did!

  So seriously, you have to laugh at that, right? She likes his spinners and paintjob? If she is serious she is an idiot... I mean, I think they are funny and enjoy riding in the car because it shows how laid back and not a jerk he is, but I would not think that some random whore would be interested... And then...under the phone number...FUCK ME!!! Ahahahahhahahahahaha!!! Good times!!! He and I surmise that there are three possibilities, starting with the most likely:

  1. They were two drunken whores who just got out of a party and were looking for some munchies to get ride of the hunger they had from the marijuana they smoked midparty.

  2. They were just a couple of jerks kidding around with what they thought was an average, femaleless guy who would be crushed to find out that the number was a fake and cry himself to sleep.

  3. They were serious...and therefore idiotically retarded and below normal intelligence.

  Well, I just thought I would share that little story with everyone. Good times, right? I dared his friend to call the number (hidden to protect the stupid)...but he was too much of a pussy so my male and I are going to call it later on tonight and see if it was a prank number or if it is for real! Lols! Exciting! I love goofy stuff like this!

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