Well...because my three original fan kids posted, I will make this
post. However, due to matters beyond my control, I may not be
able to go into my normal graphic detail.
So, I met her at a DDR Club meeting. She seemed very shy and
rather frightened. Asian, of course, I thought Chinese but wasn't
sure and hate asking. My male and I both found her more and more
intriguing with each passing meeting as we got to know her a
little. She has pleasant features, long black hair and a
wonderful figure. I got brave.
Over the winter break I facebooked her a quiz that I made up. She
had posted a note with a quiz telling readers to guess which was
true. With my quiz, I asked her to guess the false one. I
explicitly told her how I felt in the quiz format. When she
responded with guess, I told her they were all true. She was
taken aback, but rolled with it. We began calling each other back
and forth. I found her enjoyable to talk to.
Later, my male talked to her also. I felt a little jealous, which
is stupid. However, it seemed she did not get on as well with
him. He is shy and tends to stop speaking when nervous. I
became worried.
We got to college yesterday and intended to go and eat dinner with
her. My male was sick from nervousness. He no longer wanted
to go. I had to call her and cancel. I was
disappointed. Instead we went grocery shopping. He felt
better, so I decided that we should go to Steak 'n Shake...and that we
should invite her. He said okay, but was frightened. We
picked her up and got in my car. I then proceeded to scrape into
another girl's car. Smooth.
We had to wait for a cop to come and make a report. I've never
felt more idiotic. No one was hurt and my car actually sustained
no injuries, but I knocked the front light out of the other girl's
car. No big deal...except that I'm f*cking trying to impress this
hott Chinese girl! Damnit! Anyway, after the whole mess was
over, she still was willing to go with us to eat. We had great
fun, and found out that she had never had a Root Beer Float
before! Blasphemy! That's like my favorite thing in the
entire world. We bought her one and paid for dinner.
We made a Walmart run and returned to my dorm to watch Groundhog Day
and chill. By the time the movie was over...it was like 3
am. We had a lot of fun though. I wanted to kiss her or at
least hug her, but I was too nervous when it came time for me to do
so. I'm such a damn n00b.
Anyway, I hope this is alright for you menfolk. I would have made
it more cryptic and naughty...but my heart just isn't in it today what
with my insurance increasing and all that. I'll do better next
time.
Toodles!
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