January 31, 2008
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Is there a girl out there that fits the incredible amount of requirements I have for one? I don't think so. If there was, she would be so amazing that I am sure someone else would have already snapped her up.
The list (comment if she sounds perfect):
1) She loves me for who I am and how I look.
2) She enjoys at least one of the following: DDR, World of Warcraft, L5R, Warmachine, or is inclined toward things of that nature or is open to new things.
3) She isn't religious or if she is it's just a minor part of her life.
4) She isn't very interested in politics or if she is it's just a minor part of her life.
5) She enjoys being fit and staying fit.
6) She is intelligent.
7) She has the same kind of sense of humor as I and my male do.
8) She doesn't mind cleaning things on a rotating schedule and won't complain if she has to cook sometimes.
9) She doesn't refer to herself as a "princess" or a "goddess" and doesn't wear pants that say it across her butt.
10) She is average or underweight for her height.
11) She has under 20 pairs of shoes.
12) She doesn't like country music.
13) She doesn't remember my birthday or our anniversary and doesn't care if I don't remember either.
14) She loves hentai and is a submissive person.
God, I'll never find her because she doesn't exist.
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